Vids in english

Hi everyone. This time I’m going to show you an in-English vid quite humorous… I felt the more common jokes in English are referred to the same language (like The Annoying orange and the “to-may-to” joke, for example (I hate The Annoying orange anyways)). Personally I don’t watch many videos where someone talks in –unless they were movie trailers or video-tutorials-. Well… I saw this when I was a child and it can’t be translated. So here’s the original Slappy Squirrel and Skippy performance at the Woodstock festival. Enjoy it! (And “Who” is on stage)

In second place, I’m going to show you a very new vid (not). Searching in my favorite list on YouTube I found this excellent trailer: Trainspotting (a Scottish film about drugs and life). I think this trailer is so amazing because the narrator tells you all over the trailer the standard rules of life and the choices you can do while you are living (he starts whit “choose life, a job, choose a career, choose a family…”), then he shows you all the stupid social things people usually do and, finally, he shows you the ironically way you’re going to die (“Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future.”). Well, the movie is about some junkies and they own world. So, they don’t choose life; they chosen something else, and that is the movie. A very strange way to describe a great movie. Here’s the trailer:

Finally, I give you this bonus track. Is a music video released last month I guess. Die Antwoord and their typical strongly bad English. I really enjoy their conversations.

Cheers!

Some correction...

Hi, today I’m supposed to correct a Paulina’s article. So I choose this “The Lion King” article she wrote. The red words are the bad form and the green words are my corrections. I hope my correction is well.

The article:

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After a battle, Scar was killed and Simba takes the throne.

Corrected version:

Hello everyone! It’s time to talk about your favourite movie. In this opportunity I will talk about "the lion king", this is one of my favourite movies, other films that I love is "avatar", but my classmate Pamela is writing about it. The lion king is a movie produced by Walt Disney pictures, directed by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff.

It’s about ???. The movie had its premiere in 1994, and I saw it a couple of years later, when I was 10 years old.  It is one of my favourite movies because it’s really cute for children and gives you a teaching about being a supportive person and not selfish.
The story is about Simba, a lion cub, and the throne successor from Mufasa, his father (the lion king). His uncle Scar killed Mufasa, and Simba ran away to the jungle because of feelings of guilt. A couple of years later, Simba -now adult- came back to be the new lion king, but at this moment his uncle Scar was the king. Simba, after talking with many friends (Timon, Pumba and Rafiki) and after talks to the spirit of his father who appears in the sky, Simba demands his throne to Scar and obliged him to tell the true about his father's death.
After a battle, Scar was killed and Simba takes the throne.